How about this for an opening sentence?
The details of who did what to precipitate Russia's war against Georgia are not very important.
Who, you ask, is this clown? None other than Robert Kagan, writing today in the Washington Post. His second sentence is also a doozy:
Do you recall the precise details of the Sudeten Crisis that led to Nazi Germany's invasion of Czechoslovakia?
And how about this?
Historians will come to view Aug. 8, 2008, as a turning point no less significant than Nov. 9, 1989, when the Berlin Wall fell. Russia's attack on sovereign Georgian territory marked the official return of history, indeed to an almost 19th-century style of great-power competition, complete with virulent nationalisms, battles for resources, struggles over spheres of influence and territory, and even -- though it shocks our 21st-century sensibilities -- the use of military power to obtain geopolitical objectives.
Isn't this also, of course, a rather good description of the United States' invasion of Iraq? An invasion for which Mr Kagan prepared much of the intellectual justification...
Anyway, all these comparisons of the state of Russia today with that of Nazi Germany do rather make one wonder how many "modern-day Hitlers" the world can accommodate at any one time? What's the over/under on that?
[Via James Poulos whose article at Comment is Free I also recommend.]
UPDATE: Matt Yglesias, ensconced in his new digs, also responds to Kagan:
It seems to me that rather than specifically informing us of each and every time something happens in the world that reminds neocons of the Sudetenland crisis, maybe they should let us know on those rare occasions when a world event doesn’t spark a Munich analogy.
I remember reading once that the USA was the aggressor in all her wars bar WWII. I suspect that that was written before the First Gulf war: Iraq had invaded an American ally then. Since Afghanistan had sheltered aggressors against the USA, that war can also be removed from the charge sheet. With those exceptions, the USA is always the aggressor (if my source was right). Even now you only have to read about the flimsy pretexts used for, for example, the War of 1812 or the Spanish-American War, to see the point. Does that mean that Putin is another President Wilson? Answer: I'd guess that he'll do far less damage to the world than Wilson did. Question: how about the attack on the Barbary Pirates? I don't know how that fits into my source's allegation.
Posted by: | August 11, 2008 at 02:26 PM
He's more another President Wilson, surely? Without the pernicious racism, perhaps?
Posted by: dearieme | August 11, 2008 at 02:28 PM
Perhaps the shorter version was better? They usually are.
Posted by: dearieme | August 11, 2008 at 02:29 PM
A more appropriate historical reference is The Winter War of 1939, whereby Russia gained 9% of Finland's territory.
Posted by: RW Rogers | August 11, 2008 at 02:57 PM
congrats alex for being the first person to ever use the words 'ensconced' and 'digs' in the same sentence!
Posted by: ryan | August 11, 2008 at 02:59 PM
If we're going with Putin as Hilter what about Bush as Napoleon - with Baghdad being Bush's Moscow?
Posted by: ndm | August 11, 2008 at 05:30 PM
It both amuses and depresses me that Kagan remains one of the more frequently cited authors in Undergrad Pol Sci essays that I mark.
Posted by: Kris | August 12, 2008 at 01:03 AM